#ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks2013

Do any of your friends suffer from verbal dyslexia?

The hashtag Things-I-Hear-When-Brody-Speaks is a hashtag some of my friends have come up with when they feel like tweeting the ridiculousness that comes out of my mouth. Some of them deserve some further explanation, others, to me, see quite obvious. These are some of my top ten of 2013:

1. It feels like it should be 10 o'clock, based on the weather. @BrodyChilds#thingsIhearWhenBrodySpeaks
2. Every time I get a haircut my head gets fatter. @BrodyChilds#thingsIhearWhenBrodySpeaks
3. Black and white didn't exist when DVDs were made. @BrodyChilds#thingsIhearWhenBrodySpeaks
4. Is this week Breast Cancer Awareness Month? @BrodyChilds#thingsIhearWhenBrodySpeaks
5. When I think of knitting, I think of someone in a bonnet milking pigs. @BrodyChilds #thingsIhearWhenBrodySpeaks
6. @BrodyChilds "On a scale of 1 to Fashionable, you're Canadian." #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
7. @BrodyChilds I should have brought my other pockets #thingsIhearWhenBrodySpeaks
8. @TheCherilyn: I kind of speak 3 languages, @BrodyChilds: So? I don't know either of them 
9. "I skipped kindergarten but I did first grade twice."@BrodyChilds #thingsIhearWhenBrodySpeaks
10. Friendly people don't count as friends. @BrodyChilds #thingsIhearWhenBrodySpeaks

What are some of the ridiculous things you say? Do any of your friends suffer from verbal dyslexia (also known as spoonerisms)? I know my friends have one who regularly forgets how to speak like an intelligent person. Share your stories below! (The exclamation point is me showing excitement, not barking orders at you to leave comments on my blog...)