15. "I've watched Mighty Joe Young. I've known sorrow."
14. “Lent is a tool of Satan to get rid of chocolate.”
13. "Wow, nothing more unwelcoming than an upside down chair."
12. "If I'd wanted a bland piece of meat I would have had bread."
11. "I thought it was funny. I laughed. So I owe an orphan a dollar."
This one make sense, trust us. Check out the Endorphins for Orphans post here.
10. "I sprayed that new stuff on me and I keep smelling another person in here but it's me"
9. “If I wanted a self-help group, I would have cloned myself.”
8. "No, because I have no idea how genetics works, but the answer is yes."
7. “Cantonese sounds like something you should take on a camping trip; 'Ugh, I forgot the
6. “Aunt: like my wife's husband... No, I mean... My brother's husband. No, wife.”
5. “I don't consider myself a tree-hugger but I'd wear a Prius, if you know what I mean."
4. “Kiss the Blarney Stone? Pshh no. What do we want, AIDS? #WorstSouvenirEver”
3. "Don't waste water, there are literally entire planets that don't have any... #blessed"
2. “I smell maple. Has someone been eating pancakes on my microphone... again?”
1. “America IS beautiful... When the Nazis aren't throwing hurricanes at us from Africa.”
For more ridiculous things Brody says, check out our favorites from last year.